THE RETARD TESTS!!

Ok. Here's a retard test for you all.

There's four houses.
A red house.
A blue house.
A green house.
And a white house.

The red man lives in the red house.
The blue man lives in the blue house.
The green man lives in the green house.
Now who lives in the white house?

The white man lives in the white house.

I thought this over for 10 minutes. No ideas other than the obvious.

Ok, this might be early but this is part 2.
Feel free to continue answering part 1.
I'll post the answers when I feel like it. Muahaha! >:3



You're driving home one night and you see someone in front of you.
You look to the right and there's a dog.
You look to the left and see a cat.

Now, which one do you hit?

Mr. Bush use to live in the white house, now obama lives in the white house.

answer to part 2: Both cuz i luv both.

P2: I hit the person in front of me.

It seems we are even spart. I failed P1, you failed P2. We passed the others.

read the questions only screwed your answers sooo
President
None I stopped before I hit the person in front of me.

Spart and atomic are officially half-retarded, while alpha isn't a retard at all. Congrats.